Exchanges with Elder Young
Just a random kid we befriended at the library
MIRACLES DO EXIST!
Alright everyone. Sorry I did not write a weekly or email anyone this past week. We changed our pday to today because we got to go to the temple!!!! What's a time.
But I appreciate all the emails that I received, what saints you are. But man these past 2 weeks have been ~good~
I'm trying to think of things from last week but I can't so I'll just say a little from this week.
We had zone conference on Wednesday and that was awesome. I got to see all of the buds and chat a little. My companion continued to ask me after zone conference "how do so many people know who you are?".... Speaking of companions I got some quotes from him this week
"Dude I have this one cologne that is too dangerous for the mission" "why" "because it makes me indenialable, the ladies can't resist, it takes away their agency"
Me to Elder Lindstrom "dude isn't It cool that we hold the priesthood, like the exact same authority that Jesus christ had and performed all those miracles and Moses parted the red sea and Jesus created the earth" Elder Lindstrom to me "yeah the same authority that the hermanas don't have"
Elder Lindstrom "I think I just peed a little"
Elder Lindstrom "Me and the S word have a bad relationship, he's so clever and sometimes he just slyly puts himself in my mouth"
Elder Lindstrom "I like the khakies and the green tie.......... It's sexy"
Okay I got plenty but I don't want to annoy you with a really long weekly email. I asked prez dawg what was gunna happen with me to see if I should get comfy in this area for the rest of my mission and his words were "I'm still not sure what to do with you"
Also at zone conference I needed to ask permission to go to this guy's restaurant and get free food because he's a dope dude... And it's out of our area by like 30 min... So I attempt to ask prez dawg at zone conference and he says "what is your missionary purpose" and he stumped me... I had nothing... And he said "do you have a missionary purpose?" and I said "uhh president have you ever had Mexican food before, and it's free" and he said with a slight grin on his face "yeah you are good to go" and proceeded to pat me On the back.... What a guy
Also sorry this is getting out of hand but I got another story. My weekly on Monday will be spiritual. So yesterday we go to the restaurant to eat but my man Dino isn't there. He is the owner of this restaurant so we are like freak we gotta pay now... But I had the faith. Elder Lindstrom only got like 3 tacos of the cheap meat but I get four tacos. 2 fish, 1 tongue, 1 intestines with horchata... I'm going all out because I have faith that a miracle will happen. And we go to pay after eating. And the lady at the register says in her broken English. "my brother, DINO, just called and apologizes that he couldn't be here, but he said you guys eat for free so have a good night" MIRACLES DO EXIST!
Alright everyone. It's a been a week and I will make the one on Monday more spiritual for your well being.
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